The best ever episode of catfish
- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background.
Retail jobs summed up
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot